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Human!Guild Relationship Guide: Boros

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Human!Guild Relationship Guides:

Boros

Azorius: Boros thinks Azorius is too stuck-up and afraid to get his hands dirty, but the two are a powerful force when they work together. He enjoys the fact that Azorius sees him as an equal.
"That Azorius is a good guy, but he needs to get down 'n dirty once in a while."

Selesnya: Selesnya's more religious ways are a source of light teasing for Boros, and he sees her as a bit of a spaced-out hippie. Otherwise they're on good terms.
"Hippie girl's got a good heart and she's super nice, but it's like she loves Jesus so much she wants to marry the guy."

Orzhov: Orzhov seems to treat Boros like her personal water boy, which Boros resents.
"Boros, do this. Boros, fetch that. Urgh. So freaking annoying."

Gruul: Much like Azorius, Boros gets pissed off at Gruul for being slovenly. The two are on somewhat better terms and play-fight a lot, though.
"Darn good fighter, Gruul is. Messy, though. I swear, their hair has fossilized gum in it."

Izzet: Izzet and Boros aren't well-acquainted, but Boros usually cleans up the messes Izzet's inventions make. Secretly, he wants some of Izzet's gadgets for himself.
"We don't talk much, but I hear they're making a jetpack. I gotta get my hands on that!"

Simic: Much like with Izzet, Boros isn't very familiar with Simic. They leave one another alone for the most part, and are civil.
"Eh, he's alright. Not much to say there."

Dimir: Boros is seriously spooked by Dimir and their sneaky ways.
"Freaking Dimir! God, it's like that guy just freaking... teleports, or something! Jeez!"

Golgari: Her habit of keeping animals others would find distasteful, like spiders and snakes, bothers Boros somewhat.
"Golgari can keep her terrarium to herself. I like my house small, slimy animal-free, thanks."

Rakdos: Unlike Izzet, Rakdos's random acts of destruction are very much not appreciated by the beleaguered Boros. Where Rakdos goes, Boros tends to follow, if only to prevent havoc from breaking out.
"[sigh] Rakdos. That little freak's always up to no good."
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